Every day cake

Based upon the way this was written, I assume it was written some time ago... I guess some things just never change!  Just include the name of current toddler in your life in the blanks ;).

"To make cake: light oven, get out utensils and ingredients.  Remove blocks and toy cars from the table.  Grease pan.  Crack nuts.  Measure 2 cups flour.  Remove _______ hands from the flour.  Wash flour off him/her.  Remeasure flour.
Put flour, baking powder, and salt in a sifter.  Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl ________ knocked on the floor.  Get another bowl.  Cream shortening and sugar.  Answer door bell.
Return to the kitchen.  Remove ________ hands from the bowl.  Wash ________.  Answer phone.  Return.  Remove 1/2 inch of salt from greased pan.  Look for ________.  Grease another pan.  Answer phone...
Return to kitchen and find ________.   Remove his hands from the bowl.  Pick up greased pan and find layer of nut shells in it.  Head for ________ who flees, knocking bowl off the table.  Wash kitchen, floor, table, walls, dishes, and _________.   Call baker and lie down!"

"Remember, overweight results not from what you eat between Christmas and New Years', but what you eat between New Years' and Christmas."    so very true :)

Words of Wisdom

I've always gotten a kick out of little food "words of wisdom" so I am including a label devoted to them :)